Kitty :3

This is my cat! His name is Ash, and he's a Maine Coon mix. He sleeps in all the weirdest spots. He'll sleep in places like:

-That lunchbox

-The sink

-On top of the washing machine

-In the closet

-On peoples' shoes

-On the mini-trampoline

He's the best though. :)

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
Purr purr purr 

Ha Ha Haaah

Wowwwwwww

You yell at me claiming public space as "your turf?"

You tell me that ALL-POWERFUL, MAGICAL YOUUUUU can be the only polar bear?

You call me a trashcan?

When I stand up to you, you just keep spewing out "NO" and "WHAT?"

Uhm, jeez, what a freaking 7-year old kid who's spoiled by their parents you are?

If I offended anyone besides the person who I'm ranting about in this post I'm sorry. Didn't mean to do that! D: