Creature Files: Adopticus Totalus

Adopticus Totalus

Habitat: Often popular servers, dwelling in places such as Jamaa Township, Sarepia Forest, or any adoption center.

Diet: Feeds off of your pity and fear. Will often go for fresh tears as well.

Physical Appearance: Common forms are bunnies, foxes, or wolves (basically any "cute" or "-overrated- popular" animals). Colours range greatly.

Behaviours: Usually known for either yelling and screaming, or whimpering and whining. It depends on the individual. They usually try to do anything to trick you to get you to adopt them. Almost ALL say something related to the phrase "Adopt me."

Other: Very dangerous animal. Approach with caution.

Bohemian Rhapsody Randomness

I love Queen, so when I found this video, I literally flipped.

It combines both science and Queen. So enjoy!
**Contains no swears and is perfectly safe for any person of any age to watch.

Kitty :3

This is my cat! His name is Ash, and he's a Maine Coon mix. He sleeps in all the weirdest spots. He'll sleep in places like:

-That lunchbox

-The sink

-On top of the washing machine

-In the closet

-On peoples' shoes

-On the mini-trampoline

He's the best though. :)

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
Purr purr purr 

Ha Ha Haaah

Wowwwwwww

You yell at me claiming public space as "your turf?"

You tell me that ALL-POWERFUL, MAGICAL YOUUUUU can be the only polar bear?

You call me a trashcan?

When I stand up to you, you just keep spewing out "NO" and "WHAT?"

Uhm, jeez, what a freaking 7-year old kid who's spoiled by their parents you are?

If I offended anyone besides the person who I'm ranting about in this post I'm sorry. Didn't mean to do that! D:

Invitation

You, dear guest, are hereby invited to Goldcobra's Pity Party.

All attendants are to show up according to their own schedule and tolerance for peoples' whining about life problems.

Time: Right now

Address: Right here

RSVP: 000-000-0000

Reason: Goldy's throat is all sore and swollen, and she's going to try and make you feel sorry for her because she sucks. She has been coughing all day, causing her throat to be irritated and dry. And autocorrect, right at this moment, is being a real jerk to not just her, but probably a lot of other people too.

Hope you have fun at the party!

New Outfit

What do you guys think?

Shield Against Hate

Credit to Hufflepuff and Nafaria9 for the original "Shield of Judgement" idea.